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Tuesday, December 15, 2015

Tuesday, November 10, 2015

That Guitar Had Seconds To Live. . .

This morning I got a message from a Facebook stranger: " Hi Tom, Back in probably the late 80's, maybe 87 or 88 - a fellow with a name like yours got up with a band at First Avenue (main stage) and completely destroyed a guitar by smashing it to pieces on stage. It looked pretty spontaneous and First Ave security chased him all around the place. Was that you and if so - fucking awesome! *LOL*"

Yes, That was me. My buddy invited me up to play during their last song, and for some stupid reason, he had claimed my Fender Tele, I owed him money or something, but there I was playing it, and I thought to myself, "This'll get him!" so I smashed it in such a way that I knew he wouldn't be able to glue it back together. I think First Ave. thought I'd gone out of control and was going to start wrecking their stuff, so I was bounced out on my ass! Still friends with that guy, somehow!

Tuesday, July 14, 2015

The Boards was the name of that band.

Just uploaded a track from ye Olde Cassette Archives, recorded by Ross Mueller and myself back in 1985 on a 4 track cassette fostex portastudio 451! WY!

Friday, July 3, 2015

Back to the drawing board in Ol' La Crosse, WI!
Riverfest 2015!

Highlights to be added through 4 day festival.

Posted by Tom Siler Caricatures on Thursday, July 2, 2015

Saturday, June 13, 2015

Paul Lynde, "Who's career might have really taken off, had it not been for. . ."

Peter Marshall: True or false...there are more psychiatrists in Beverly Hills than plumbers.
Paul Lynde: When my toilet's backed up, I don't care who fixes it.
Peter Marshall: Eddie Fisher recently stated, “I’m sorry. I’m sorry for them both.” Who or what was he referring to?
Paul Lynde: His fans.
Peter Marshall: When you pat a dog on its head he will usually wag his tail. What will a goose do?
Paul Lynde: Make him bark.
Peter Marshall: If the right part comes along, will George C. Scott do a nude scene?
Paul Lynde: You mean he doesn't have the right part?
Peter Marshall: According to Tony Randall, "Every woman I've been intimate with in my life has been..." What?
Paul Lynde: Bitterly disappointed.
Peter Marshall: Prometheus was tied to the top of a mountain by the gods because he had given something to man. What did he give us?
Paul Lynde: I don't know what you got, but I got a sports shirt.
Peter Marshall: What do you call a man who gives you diamonds and pearls?
Paul Lynde: I'd call him "darling"!
Peter Marshall: Is it possible for the puppies in a litter to have more than one daddy?
Paul Lynde: Why, that bitch!
Peter Marshall: Fred Astaire says, his mother has been trying to get him to do this since he was 35. But he hasn't done it and says he won't do it until he's ready. Do what?
Paul Lynde: Move out of the house!
Peter Marshall: It is the most abused and neglected part of your body-- what is it?
Paul Lynde: Mine may be abused but it certainly isn't neglected!
Peter Marshall: Elizabeth Taylor calls it 'the Big One.' What is it?
Paul Lynde: They both look the same to me!
Peter Marshall: Lana Turner recently said, "I won't do it because I haven't stopped living my life by a long shot." What won't she do?
Paul Lynde: The Merv Griffin Show.
Peter Marshall: Paul. a recent navy picture had Admiral Zumwalt kissing Admiral Duirk. Why?
Paul Lynde: Too long at sea!
Peter Marshall: When Henry Kissinger recently visited Japan, he went to a Geisha House, now how did he spent his time in the Geisha House?
Paul Lynde: Negotiating for peace.
Peter Marshall: Nathan Hale, one of the heroes of the American Revolution, was hung. Why?
Paul Lynde: Heredity!
Peter Marshall: Now listen carefully, Paul...during the time of the hula hoop, the yo-yo, and Davy Crockett hats, who was in the White House?
Paul Lynde: I'll say the yo-yo.
Peter Marshall: Glen Campbell recently stated, “Love to me is something you ..." Something you what?
Paul Lynde: Purchase.
Peter Marshall: Paul, what is a good reason for pounding meat?
Paul Lynde: Loneliness. 
Peter Marshall: According to Ann Landers, what are two things you should never do in bed?
Paul Lynde: Point and laugh 
Peter Marshall: Who stays pregnant for a longer period of time, your wife or your elephant?
Paul Lynde: Who told you about my elephant? 
Peter Marshall: Who are more likely to be romantically responsive. Women under thirty or women over thirty?
Paul Lynde: I don’t have a third choice…?
Peter Marshall: Paul, why do Hell's Angels wear leather?
Paul Lynde: Because chiffon wrinkles too easily. 
Peter Marshall: Oh, Paul, what would we ever do without you?
Paul Lynde: Replace me with Charles Nelson Reilly.

Monday, June 1, 2015

All-New Update for!

First update of since the late 50's! Some new features in the newly updated website include additional links to my "2 guitars and a harmonica" blues band, Hot Lava. Also, there is a link to what will eventually be the schedule for our Whittier neighborhood local film society, Film 4M, which I began January 1st 2014 with a showing of, "The Poseiden Adventure" the Black Forest Inn.
I will be transferring all the media and films from the previous version of the website to Vimeo, Instagram and Tumblr, to keep those old babies in circulation. In fact, I have all kinds of content once stored on the site, but since the dawn of social media, I found myself neglecting to add and keep up to date since html script is so difficult, and MySpace and Facebook were relatively easy to navigate, not to mention the captive audience a successful social site like Twitter delivers.

"Long story short", I downloaded this Blogger app so I can keep posting journal style entries from whichever bar or cafe I find myself in! Stay tuned, and enjoy the new site. Maybe purchase an online caricature for Father's Day!